I just farted. My students are croaking. I can't stop laughing.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 04/25/2019 at 14:58 • Filed to: None

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ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/25/2019 at 15:03

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This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/25/2019 at 15:03

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He y, you’re constantly having to deal with their shit. Fair is fair.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/25/2019 at 15:06

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That is brilliant !

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/25/2019 at 15:15

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ttyymmnn > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 04/25/2019 at 15:16

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Paybacks are hell.

facw > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/25/2019 at 15:30

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Do they know it was you? I’d imagine they’d be quicker to blame each other.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > facw 04/25/2019 at 15:46

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Well, when I couldn’t stop cracking up, they suspected me and appointed an independent counsel and investigated me. In the end, there was insufficient evidence to write impeachment articles.

WRXforScience > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/25/2019 at 15:58

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I had to apologize to a class once for flatulence that was deemed a weapon of mass destruction and whose use was deemed a crime against humanity. But I’ve also thrown up in a trash can in front of an entire class (it was either the first or second day of school), I wiped my mouth and kept teaching. There was no room for excuses for the students for the rest of the year.

shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/25/2019 at 16:36

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One of my favorite things to do, is lay an SBD in class, and watch the kids blame each other for it.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WRXforScience 04/25/2019 at 16:37

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(I just did it again.) No, I’d not feel inclined to apologize to a class for farting because I’d never actually admit it. It seems like farting was a bigger deal when I was a kid. The times we live in...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher 04/25/2019 at 16:41

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I am generally amused by anything that torments the children, and SBD is the best, though when they really begin to react, I cannot stop laughing, which makes them highly suspicious.

Back when I had a real job, I had to take an elevator up to the umpteent h floor each morning. One such morning, I was alone in the elevator car with this tiny Asian woman who was standing over by the control panel. A fetid reek drifted my way from this woman, and she said to me, in all seriousness, “Something stink  in this elevator.” I’m thinking “Yeah, Lady, and it’s you!” But I didn’t say anything and all but guffawed.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/25/2019 at 16:49

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I ate chef boyardee for lunch yesterday. Totally lost it at Petco last night but blamed my dog.

shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/25/2019 at 16:51

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Ha! Ballsy lady!

I’m pretty good at keeping my poker face when I crop dust the classroom.

user314 > ttyymmnn 04/25/2019 at 17:03

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Except in their last season the Mythbusters showed that was faked .

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 04/25/2019 at 17:13

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The mere thought of Chef Boyardee make me wanna lose my lunch...

ttyymmnn > user314 04/25/2019 at 17:20

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Party pooper.

i86hotdogs > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/26/2019 at 08:47

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I once crop dusted an aisle at Walmart and overheard a couple arguing because the wife blames the husband for it. I like to think my flatulence broke up a marriage.